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Old 02-06-2009   #1
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Default Čudne smrti u šok sobi

U jednoj sobi za intenzivnu negu lokalne bolnice pacijenti su umirali posle prve noći. Niko nije znao zbog čega ali, da bi izbegli svaki rizik, zaposleni su detaljno proverili sve aparate za održavanje života... izvršili temeljnu dezinfekciju, proverili klima-uređaje i sklonili sav drveni nameštaj za slučaj da je neki nepoznati virus ušao u drvo. Uprkos merama predostrožnosti, ni sledeći pacijent nije preživeo.

Uprava je posumnjala u ljudski faktor, pa su postavili kamere. I zaista, već idućeg jutra videli su revnnosnu čistačicu kako sa usisivačem ulazi u sobu. Znajući da u sobi postoji samo jedan utikač za struju starija gospođa je, ništa ne sumnjajući, izvukla iz njega uređaje za održavanje života, uključila usisivač, odradila svoj posao i sve vratila onako kako je zatekla..
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Old 02-06-2009   #2
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e svasta, ja sada ocekujem kako ih je otrovala ili sta ti ja znam, kada ono zenska zaostala sa tehnologijom ccc
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Old 02-06-2009   #3
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hahahahahahaha..baba masovni ubica a da nije toga ni svjesna bila
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boze boze kakva budala
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Old 02-06-2009   #6
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vanja jel ovo tvoja baba
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dajte ljudi bez humora ovdje
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Znam da je zalosno il sve, ali ipak brate kako je to ono GLUPO DO BOLA
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pa ako je glupo neznaci da je moja baba budalo
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hahahaahha mati mila ja ludosti kolki retard treba bit da to ucinis
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ko zna, da je malo mladja osoba, ja bih posumnjao da je glumila da ne zna, a ustvari roka ih
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Pa kriva je bolnica jer nije zaposlila radnika koji zadovoljava kriterij.
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Pa kriva je bolnica jer nije zaposlila radnika koji zadovoljava kriterij.
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upravo tako
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