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Old 11-05-2009   #1
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Default Odgrizla šefu penis

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-->Neimenovana 30-godišnja tajnica našla se sa svojim šefom u singapurskom parku poslije posla. Dok je predana djelatnica oralno zadovoljavala šefa u autu, udario ih je kombi koji je vozio unazad.
Od siline udarca žena je odgrizla njegov ljubavni mišić. Da bi stvar bila još gora, nesretni slučaj vidio je privatni detektiv kojega je unajmio njezin suprug jer je sumnjao u vjernost žene. Istražitelj je ispričao kako stigavši u park nisu izlazili iz auta. Nedugo zatim, auto se počeo jako tresti.

Nakon što ih je udario kombi, žena je stravično zavrištala. Usta su joj bila prepuna krvi. Detektiv je pozvao hitnu, a žena je otpratila ljubavnika i njegov penis u bolnicu. Detektiv kaže da mu je ovo bio najbizarniji slučaj na kojem je radio.
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Old 11-05-2009   #2
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Ovo sam procitao u novine i nijesam mogao vjerovat..
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Old 11-05-2009   #3
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a jebi ga pa nek ti puši u autu, njubare
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Hehe to tako kad covek nema srecu
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Old 12-05-2009   #5
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"otpratila njega i njegov penis"
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hahahhahah kakvi sto mauro kaze njubovi
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znate šta bi reko Justin Timberlake na sve ovo : "Cry Me A River" hahahahahaha

Karma je zakon :-))
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Niste vi iz sjeverne europe dobri
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jeste culi da je negdje gorila silovala cuvaricu zoo
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pa kako ce se to desit, mozda je ona pustila
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Old 12-05-2009   #11
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kazu davala mu banane kroz resetke, a on se uspalio i zgrabio za ruku te uvukao
kada su ostali culi kriku uspavali su ga

na sudu ce se dalje vidjeti sta ce da rade
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pa sto je pusti curva sto se nisi bar branio malo
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Znaci osudit ce gorilu? lol
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nemaju jos dovoljno dokaza

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Pa se ti slikaj kod kaveza
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